SAD SOULMATE AU

[crimeson]

[So hey, Kaine is being released from prison! But first he's gotta meet his parole officer. Of course, Kaine is in a pretty high security class, so they probably assigned him some hardass who'd shove him back in prison at the drop of a hat...

But when he's brought to the meeting room, the door opens on a handsome redhead balancing his chair on two legs, hands folded behind his head. He's in uniform for now, looks pretty nice all buttoned up, but his vibes are still so casual when he brings the chair back down on all four legs and raises a hand in a wave.]

Heya!

Comments

[markofkaine]

...

Y'shouldn't be so nice to me.

[crimeson]

That's your takeaway?

[markofkaine]

What if I kill you?...

[crimeson]

Dude, you're seriously overestimating my will to live.

You'd prove 'em right though, and fuck them.

[markofkaine]

...Ben believed in me. But he's dead.

[crimeson]

I'm sorry. Truly, I am.

[markofkaine]

You shouldn't die either.

[crimeson]

Then don't kill me. I know it might not be easy, but... Give it your best shot, yeah?

[markofkaine]

[Grumble...]

Won't work... Parker luck is genetic.

[crimeson]

That so...

[markofkaine]

Gotta be. Shit just... happens.

hashtag forgetting to hit post comment

[crimeson]

Mm. Like I said before, family is... It's hard.

mood

[markofkaine]

Thought he meant it... when he said brother......

[...zzzz]

Re: mood

[crimeson]

[...

gonna grab a blanket for him, then sit beside him drinking sadly. yep.]

[markofkaine]

[can you believe i am just fully dead to the world. after a single whiskey.

guess i'm sleeping here and not on the bed]

[crimeson]

[yeah he COULD carry him to bed but that might be. like.

bonus weird?

eventually randy will go sleep in his own bed.]

[markofkaine]

[Kaine probably doesn't wake up until like. Some weirdly early hour in the morning. And when he does...... it's hangover time............]

UGHHH.

[Everything sucks and is bad and he hates it all. He's going to roll off the couch to get water... maybe there's stuff in the fridge?

but he doesn't know how to cook...



what if he just lies here and waits for death/Randy to wake up. Whichever comes first.]

[crimeson]

[Randy's an early riser, at least, so it's only an hour or so until he emerges from his room.]

...Oh, you're feeling it, huh.

[markofkaine]

[The blanket is over his face]

Shut up...............

[crimeson]

Honestly it's super impressive how you can be such a lightweight when you're so huge.

[markofkaine]

Gonna... kill you............

[crimeson]

[comes over to pat the blanket, and adds brightly:]

Breakfast?

[markofkaine]

...

Stop being cheerful. I hate you.

[crimeson]

Nope~ Any requests?

callback~

[markofkaine]

...


Omelette.