crimeson: (just by my left brain)
Randy Orlando ([personal profile] crimeson) wrote in [community profile] comicshavefailedme2022-01-19 02:42 pm

SAD SOULMATE AU

[So hey, Kaine is being released from prison! But first he's gotta meet his parole officer. Of course, Kaine is in a pretty high security class, so they probably assigned him some hardass who'd shove him back in prison at the drop of a hat...

But when he's brought to the meeting room, the door opens on a handsome redhead balancing his chair on two legs, hands folded behind his head. He's in uniform for now, looks pretty nice all buttoned up, but his vibes are still so casual when he brings the chair back down on all four legs and raises a hand in a wave.]

Heya!
markofkaine: (mild surprise)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[I CLEARLY STILL DON'T GET IT]

Okay, chill out. Jesus.
markofkaine: (pondering)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-26 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mutters,]

You're taking this way too seriously...
markofkaine: (headache incoming)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[im not perceiving]

You sound like Ben.
markofkaine: (don't like this)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

Do you actually need me for any of this report, or can I go brood in my room now.
markofkaine: (pondering)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-28 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hrmph.

[He gets up to go, but pauses before he fully retreats to his room.

Randy IS doing him a lot of big favours, and all he's doing is giving him a headache in return. Some voice in him was nagging him to do something.]

...Do you have dinner plans?
markofkaine: (ow my head)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-28 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's go out somewhere.

Might as well use my shitty paycheck for something.
markofkaine: (pretty all right)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-28 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
..Sounds good.



But you can pay for your own beer.

[It's not fair when Kaine can only drink, like, three max before fully dying]
markofkaine: (pretty all right)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-29 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[...He's still going to his room to brood though. Bye. Come bug him when you're ready to eat.]
markofkaine: (lay my head down)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmngh.

[That's the sound of someone waking up from a nap.]

Gimme a sec...
markofkaine: (headache incoming)

[personal profile] markofkaine 2022-01-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Mrhgmfhg puts on a shirt. In a few minutes, he's up.]

Dinnertime already...?
Edited 2022-01-29 03:07 (UTC)